Escort Services: The Playful A to Z of Adult Industry Abbreviations! 🤩😏
So, you've decided to venture into the tantalising world of Sydney's escorts. You're flipping through listings, marvelling at the beautiful pictures, only to stumble upon a soup of acronyms. All of a sudden, things become less straightforward! Fear not, dear adventurers! We've got a humour-infused guide to help you navigate through the land of adult industry abbreviations. From A to Z, consider this your personal decoder ring. Let's dive in!
A is for… Adventure? 🎢
Anal play: Don't be shy, it's just external or internal (think finger, tongue, toys, penis) stimulation of the good ol' back door.
Anal sex: Or "greek" in escort lingo. Not the Olympics, folks! Think more "Troy" - a much more exciting event!
ATM: Nope, not a cash machine. Ass to mouth here means switching from anal to oral play (or vice versa) on a whim. How's that for spontaneous!
B is for… Blushing! 🥵
Bi twin: Imagine a twin-dragon rollercoaster ride, but with two sizzling bisexual escorts. Hold on tight!
BJ: Blow job. If you need further explanation, you might not be ready for this ride!
BBBJ: Bareback Blow Job. No saddle, no problem!
BBBJTC: Not a cryptocurrency. It's a Bare Back Blow Job To Completion. The whole shebang!
C is for… Come hither! 😉
CBT: Cock and Ball Torture - and you thought BDSM was spicy!
CD: Cross Dressing. It's like playing dress-up, but with a tantalising twist!
CIM: Cum In Mouth, the grand finale, right where the magic happens!
CIMWS: Cum In Mouth With Swallow. Like CIM but with a gourmet twist!
D is for… Delight! 😍
DATY: Dining At The Y. A delicious treat that'll make her squirm with pleasure!
DATO: The round-about equivalent of DATY. We're talking rimming here.
DFK: Deep French Kissing, like the French do, but more...intimate.
E is for… Excitement! 💥
Erotic sensual massage: It's like a soothing massage, but the destination is paradise!
F is for… Fun times! 😂
Fetish: Have a thing for feet? Or maybe leather? Fetishes are like a secret sauce that spices up the fun!
Filming: Remember, Spielberg started somewhere. Just be sure everyone's onboard and camera-ready!
Fisting: Not a boxing term, it's the kind of stretching exercise your yoga instructor wouldn't teach!
G is for… Grinning! 😆
GFE: Girlfriend Experience. Think of it as a trial run before meeting the parents!
H is for… Hooray! 🎉
Happy ending: What's better than a massage? A massage with a hand job as the icing on the cake!
I is for… Intriguing! 🤫
Italian: Not the pizza or pasta! More like a delightful sandwich, minus the bread!
L is for… Loving it! 😈
LK: Light Kissing. Like regular kissing, but with an extra dash of mystery!
M is for… Marvelous! 💫
MILF: Mother I'd Like to F**k. Picture the sexy neighbour from your favourite sitcom!
MMF: A sandwich with two slices of man-bread and a woman filling. Yum!
N is for… Naughty! 😜
Natural bush: Going au naturel, like Mother Nature intended!
O is for… Oh yes! 😃
OWO: Oral Without a condom. For the connoisseurs of the raw experience!
P is for… Pleasure! 🍾
Photography: Not your usual holiday snaps, but just as memorable!
Punter: You, dear reader, the VIP client of an escort!
R is for… Raunchy! 😝
Role play: Doctor, nurse, or perhaps a sexy pirate? The stage is yours!
S is for… Sizzling! 🔥
Snowballing: Sharing is caring, even when it comes to things of a more...intimate nature!
Squirting: The proof of an orgasm well done!
T is for… Tantalizing! 😇
TTM: Testicular Tongue Massage. No muscle is left unattended!
W is for… Wow! 😲
WL: Working lady, aka the alluring escort who's caught your eye.
And that, dear reader, is our playful A to Z guide to adult industry abbreviations! Now, armed with this knowledge, you're ready to dive back into those listings and book your next adventure. Happy exploring!
X is for... Exciting! 🎆
We're skipping to X because honestly, who ever uses X? Let's call it Xciting and continue with our journey through the lustful alphabet.
Y is for... Yummy! 🍒
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary. Everyone's experience is different and that's part of the fun!
Z is for... Zesty! 🍋
We've reached the end of our sensual journey, but fear not, Z is just the beginning! You're now equipped with all the naughty knowledge you need to navigate the escort world with ease and confidence. The only thing left to do is to embark on your zesty adventures!
So, there you have it, an A to Z (with a few letters in between) guide to your journey through the erotic lands of the adult industry. Always remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so use your newfound understanding wisely! 😉
Remember, the adult industry is about consensual fun between adults. So, respect, communication, and consent should be your guiding principles. Now, take this knowledge and enjoy exploring the enchanting world of Sydney's escorts. Stay safe, be respectful, and most importantly... have fun! 😘🔥🎉